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Feature Films - Comedy Catalogue I


American Drive-In Action/Comedy., U.S., 90 min., completed 1985. Starring: Emily Longstreth and Pat Kirton. When handsome city boy Jack takes beautiful country girl Bobbie-Ann on a date to the drive-in-movies, their evening yields a hell of lot more excitement than either could have anticipated. A wacky cult classic teen comedy as funny as Porky’s.		*ELM (Entry Level Male)* Sci-Fi/ Comedy, U.S. completed 1997 Starring: Michael W. Rhoads A quirky sci-fi story about a world dominated by women. One man is chosen to prove that men are incapable of complex thought. This future universe is ruled by women and it will interesting to see how much damage one man can do.

Fast Food Comedy Teenage, 90 Min., 1989 Actors: Traci Lords (Adult and Cult Film Superstar, Blade, Profiler), Jim Varney (Ernest series, Toy Story I and II), Michael J. Pollard A fast food maverick opens a new burger restaurant where the burgers add a little more then just spice to the townspeoples lives. A sexy spy is sent in to investigate. A cult Classic!		Hell's Belles Erotic/Comedy, U.S., 90 mins., completed 1995 Starring: Terence Cooper, Nadine Kalmes, K.C. Kelly, Martin Howeller The devil must sacrifice 5 hookers in order to get out of the netherworld. In a race against time, a nosey reporter tries to stop the devil from his evil deeds in this sexy supernatural comedy!

Impure Thoughts Comedy, 82 min., 1985 Actors: Brad Dourif (The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Alien) Four male friends are reunited after not being in contact with each other for several years. However, the meeting place is Purgatory, the afterlife state of limbo between heaven and hell. In Purgatory, these friends reflect on their pasts while they were living. They especially focus on their years in Catholic School and their coming of age.		Introducing Janet Family/Comedy, U.S., 48 min., completed 1986 Starring: Jim Carrey (Dumb and Dumber, The Truman Show) In his first featuere role Jim Carrey plays Tony, an aspiring young comic, in search of himself and his act. Adah Glasbourg plays Janet, a self-deprecating, chubby sixteen-year old. Working together, Tony improves Janet’s self-confidence as Janet helps sharpen Tony’s with and act.

Little noises Comedy, U.S., completed 1991 Starring: Crispen Glover, Tatum O’Neal, John C McGinley. Crispin Glover ("Back to the Future" & "River’s Edge") wants success, fame and fortune. He also wants love and approval from his best friend Tatum O’Neal ("Little Darlings" & "Paper Moon"). He’s just created a masterpiece that his agent, Rik Mayall ("Drop Dead Fred"), loves… but there’s a problem!		Romeo AKA True Love Sex Comedy, 55 Min., 1990 Actors: Denis Adam Zervos (Skippy, Space Freaks From Planet Mutoid), Tom Fahn (Stigmata, Digimon), Mary Kelly Blad Romeo has become the co-eds favorite plaything for the evening. It's his fifth year in college and he's failing all his classes. If only he would stop visiting the wild women's dorm for working assignments maybe he could pass.

Feature Films - Comedy Catalogue II


The Three Muscatels Comedy, color, 90 min., 35mm Starring: Richard Pryor Donna Bon Vivant (Flynn Pryor), a college student, fallas asleep while reading Alexander Dumas' "The Three Muskateers". The zany characters in her dreams are students from her Lit class, her family and people she has encountered, including a drunk named Russell (Richard Pryor) who drinks Muscatel wine.		Never Look Back Comedy / Drama, color, 85 min. Starring: Nicole Freeman, Chris Sery, Girlina and Candis Cayne Jill, a bright young woman trades her miserable life in a small Florida town for super-modeling. Along the way she meets two "Gender Illusionists" - Mona and her partner Billie, performers as well as operators of a Cabaret. But trouble brews when Jill's boyfriend shows up, determined to take her back where she belongs.

The Cottonwood Comedy/Action, color, 95 min. Starring: Pruitt Taylor Vince, Jack Mulcahy, Cyril O’Reaily, Steven Feder Four friends hit the jackpot winning for $3 million, a fantasy come true. Mark, Carlo, and Charlie decide to use their earnings to make a movie, while Joey bets his new found fortune on the horses. What follows is a comedic look at the American dream and its aftermath.		Kindergarten Ninja Action / Comedy, color, 78 min., 35mm Starring: Dwight Clark, Juan Chapa, George Chung, Vinny Cerrato, Suzanne Stanke, Donald Teague Blade Steel, football star, ladies man and recklessly out of control. When arrested for drunk driving the judge sentences him to community service teaching children at a community center. A kung-fu kicking angel named Bruce is sent from heaven to help Blade save himself.

Iron Horsemen Adventure / Comedy, color, 80 min., 35mm Starring: Dominic Gould, Laura Favali, Nicky Tesco and Kari Vaanaken California 1967, Archie also known as Bad Trip, is a new member of a 60's biker gang known as The Cannibals. Caught stealing a bike he is given 30 minutes to escape before he is hunted. And so begins the adventure, a massive road hunt across the country.		Boatdreams Action / Comedy, color, 82 min. Starring: Jeff Hixon, Tom Markou Son dodges missiles with mid-air somersaults and leaps from racing cars to speeding trucks. His flying kicks send bad guys falling like bowling pins. Along the way, Son's Grandpa accidentally crashes from a police car throwing a cloud over their immigration hearing. Son needs help to stay in America and John comes through!

The Prince of L.A. Comedy, color, 80 min. Starring: Roger Williams, Lawrence Trilling, Razel Wolf Aspiring actor Rich dreams of playing Shakespeare's Hamlet. He moves to L.A. convinced that he'll become a star and someday perform at the London's Globe Theatre. Instead, he becomes a porno star. A hilarious look at the porno film industry and the players involved. A humorous and realistic docu-comedy.		Hollywood Heartbreak Drama / Comedy, color, 79 min., 35 mm. Starring: Mark Moses, Carol Mayo Jenkins This is the dramatic story of one man's journey down the Blvd. of broken dreams. Set against the backdrop of classic Hollywood landmarks, our hero encounters a colorful cast of recognizable Hollywood talent.

Jump Cut Comedy, 110 min. Starring: Lawrence Garner, Bruce Inglis, Marvin Gardner A fast moving situation comedy about three frustrated characters who form an independent production company and attempt to produce a full length feature film. It's a story within a story, a film within a film, scene after scene finds them struggling with homemade machinery, the natural elements, inexperienced actors and bumbling technicians.		Malibu Beach Vampires Comedy, color, 75 min. Starring: Angelyne, Becky LaBeau Tim Fakker has secret girlfriends in a Malibu house but the girlfriends turn out to be vampires. Instead of drinking blood they inject each of their victims with a truth serum and wherever and whoever their victims talk to they have to tell the truth with great comic results!

Media Madman Comedy / Horror, color, 78 min. Starring: Hoke Howell America's most wanted mass murderer has finally been captured. When stalking his victims, he dressed up as a monster. A tabloid responds to the story and the reporters go through the most horrifying psychological tests that one person could ever imagine. Quickly, they find themselves caught up in the madness!

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